Saint Nick's Bones

by The Bloody Seamen

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Released this time of year as a free download as a gift to their fans.

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On a cold yuletide morn
We sailed on th' sea
And our spirits were high
From our victory
We were given th' task
For t' go t' Tur-key
We were paid t' bring back
To old Italy...

-Saint Nicholas Bones!
-Saint Nicholas Bones!
-We were hired t' steal
-Saint Nicholas Bones!

So we go t' th' church
Ol' Nick's remains in tow
Go t' collect our gold
But th' bishop says no
Now he promised t' pay
Once his relics he had
But we're standin' here broke
An' he's lookin' real mad...

-At Saint Nicholas Bones!
-Saint Nicholas Bones!
-Somethin's wrong
-With Saint Nicholas Bones!

He opened th' chest...
'Ee looked at th' bones...
He asked where's th' rest...
How were we t' have known...
That we only got half...
Though we did our best...
We were sentenced t' death

...So hang up yer stockings
An' lay down yer damn heads
But be sure just like us
That Ol' Santy Claus is DEAD

-For we've seen his bones
-Saint Nicholas Bones!
-Santa Claus is a myth
-'Cause Saint Nicholas Bones!
-Saint Nicholas Bones!
-Saint Nicholas Bones!

...And you can put
Merry Christmas
Up yer a**.

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Recorded in Studio F at Clownhouse Productions.
Produced by Mark Menold
Copyright 2013 The Bloody Seamen

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The Bloody Seamen Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Bloody Seamen are Pittsburgh's premier Pirate-Rock band. They draw from punk, metal, celtic, traditional, and rock n' roll musical styles PLUS the golden age of piracy, and their music can be matched only by their stage shows which have been known to include bagpipes, pistols, swordplay, fisticuffs, fire-breathing, rum-swilling and all sorts of high-seas skullduggery. PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!! ... more

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